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Welcome to the Kat and Moose podcast.
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I'm Kat and.
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I'm Moose.
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This is a true life podcast where we explore the quirks of being human.
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What about my worship leader iPad with my cords on here?
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Is that what that is?
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well, it's a tripod.
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I'm gonna lead everyone in a new song.
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You know they have their little ipads up there like do you need the music or the lyrics to your own song?
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no, I think that, think that, yes, they do If they just wrote it.
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You know, it's like you writing a poem and not remembering it the next day.
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If you're going to recite it on the Cat and Moose podcast, you would bring it, don't you think I do so?
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Do you need an iPad?
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tripod.
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Yeah, I feel like in some accountability sort of way in my life I do uh-huh, um, and I also want to be like super judgy and be like a hater and go like then why are you recording something that millions of people can watch and hear if you're not ready?
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But then I do that every week.
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Yeah, so who am I?
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I don't know, I am a judge, wow seriously with my therapist this week.
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I let the.
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I usually let about 70% of the real me.
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I mean she knows me, but I let the 100% out in this episode.
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Episode, do you?
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guys have a podcast because, because here would be a good time to promote it right here.
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I would pay money to listen to you and your therapist do a podcast.
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I lost audio in my ears.
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Hello there, I am Okay.
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So it was an episode more like a mental health episode, even though I didn't mean to say that.
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I mean you are talking to a therapist.
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No, it really wasn't an episode.
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You're right, it was a session.
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Interesting.
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Okay.
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So I'm in this therapy appointment and, um, and I don't hold back.
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And I was telling her how I felt about myself and I was like yeah, like I want to do this, but I don't do it.
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And I was like you know, and instead of a part saying you, stupid whore, and my therapist went like this she goes.
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She like gasped, and then I said uh, and then I said uh, and then I said oh, I'm sorry, and she goes okay and if she could have done the catholic cross in front of me.
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She would have, because I took her nervous system straight to fight or flight because I was just talking like this and then I was like then you have that part that's always like critical and she's like you, stupid whore, and she's like I like totally triggered her.
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Oh, that's, I felt so bad.
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I was like I should have warned her that that voice was coming.
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Yeah, the fact that you even know what that voice is and are concerned that you might make your therapist away that it's coming, aware that it's coming Like that's brilliant, that's a lot of growth.
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Well, I just realized it as I'm talking to you.
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Yeah, I haven't processed it, so let's start this thing, okay, yeah, hey cat, so let's start this thing.
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Okay.
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Yeah, hey, kat Welcome, everyone Welcome.
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Hey, kat.
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Hey, I know that you just said hello to me, I know, but then you looked at-.
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And I looked at Sarah.
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It was like an energetic like boomerang, like maybe I am her ventriloquist.
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Oh, that sounds fun, or I could throw my voice.
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Yeah, oh, what if we could pass our voices around?
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let's try it, okay, one two, three four, four oh that is, us passing it around eight I thought I was just talking to Sarah.
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I just thought.
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I would offer Sarah a fun exercise at the beginning of the podcast.
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Oh great.
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How'd it go, hi, hi.
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And I just want to say, like, this is the beginning of the next, it is the beginning of the next thing, yep, yeah, so welcome, welcome.
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If you're not a patreon.
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Patreon if you're not a patriot okay, wow, fine, and this is where we insert a political campaign ad right you know I feel bad for rfk, by the way, because I have you heard him talk yes, I have it is hard to really pay attention and he's trying to get on the stage with the debate and he's got a worm in his head, I mean.
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Whoa, I don't know about that.
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Oh, he had a worm in his brain.
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They had to pull out of his ear.
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What kind of worm are we talking about here?
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Wait, the ear doesn't go into the brain.
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Okay, it was in his brain, I'm guessing.
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They pulled it out of the ear, but they probably had to have surgery.
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Sarah, can you check this?
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Can you fact check us?
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A worm?
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Yeah, in his brain.
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Yeah, how did it get there?
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Is it like a parasite?
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Yeah, okay, that's different than a worm.
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Well, how did it get in his brain, cat?
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If the ear doesn't connect, it would have to go through the scalp, it would have to breach the craniosacral pouch.
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Can it do that?
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I feel like you're telling me it can.
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Well, thank goodness we have a producer.
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How does a worm get into that?
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I don't know, I'm just.
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I am sorry, I'm very fixated.
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I'm a news source, yes, but I I have not named my source.
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So have you found it?
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Oh, oh oh.
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Brain worms like the one in rfk's head are actually a global problem.
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Experts explain how certain worms can affect the brain and why they are important global public health problem.
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Earlier this week, news broke that independent presidential candidate Robert F Kennedy Jr claimed to have once had a dead worm in his brain.
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Kennedy had been experiencing memory loss and mental fog, and he originally suspected these symptoms might be caused by a brain tumor.
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Brain scans in 2010 showed a cyst that his doctor said contained remains of a parasite man Wow.
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So no you first, please, you first.
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No, I want to hear what you think happened um, we have a felon right we have a blood relative of the Kennedy family, correct With the remains of a worm in his brain.
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Yeah, it's a worm pouch.
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A worm, okay, a worm pouch, Warm Say that Not a warm pouch, warm pouch, which everyone likes, a worm pouch.
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I can barely say worm, pouch, worm, because I just want to go warm pouch warm feels very feminine.
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Um, okay, and then we have a man who, bless his heart, I think, has moments of just euphoria in the middle of like highly televised, like media things, where, like he, seems like he's on gummy.
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It's literally like dude, I love you.
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And what is going on?
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Here's what he does.
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He's just like he sees something we don't see totally, totally like he and whatever it is is fucking awesome yeah like.
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It's like I'm like dude, I want to see that with you man.
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It's like he's seeing a dimension.
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We can't see totally, totally, and and I just want to point out that these are the three people running for the office of president of the united states of america, yeah, okay that's just that.
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Just wanted to I just wanted to like be sure that we all yeah, we're on the same page, we're on the same page I appreciate there was nothing, no mention of age or gender.
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No no, intentionally um skin color yeah, exactly, but I'm with you.
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Those are our choices.
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I mean guys like.
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That's all I want to say about it.
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I do too.
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I think we should move on.
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I have my little like thing of things I'm going to talk about.
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Do you have like in your mind, do you know, what you want to talk about today?
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Well, I have my iPad.
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Oh right, because you're a worship leader.
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Yes, hello, sorry, it looks like you've got a list of things on a person next to you.
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This is true.
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Thank you for the prompt, sarah.
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Oh, you're welcome.
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This is well.
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My friend has one too, and she calls hers Giovanni Shindo Giovanni.
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Shindo, giovanni Shindo.
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That's Giovanni Shindo.
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This is good, I like that.
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So I don't know if that's his name too.
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And what do you?
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like to do with him Wow.
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I almost couldn't get that out, okay.
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Do go on.
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I like to study the movement of energy, oh, I appreciate the loincloth, although I still see still two bulges underneath the loincloth.
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I I don't, I don't know how to.
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We have two bulges on front of us.
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On front of us Every day yeah.
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Yeah, I'm just saying if she wants to cover the genitals, they're not covered.
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And now I've been flashed.
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Yeah, this is why you're just a fucking good friend.
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Thank you, you're a really good friend.
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Do you see the balls man?
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I'm in the Christmas spirit and it's almost July.
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That's fantastic.
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Yeah, christmas in July, yeah All right, guys.
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So we're in the new pod loft.
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We can't use that phrase, though, because the ladies on uh, my favorite murder.
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That's what theirs is called.
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Oh okay.
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So we should take do they own it?
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Though they own that.
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I don't want to fuck with those people.
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Nope.
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Nope.
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So I think that what we need to do is ask our listeners what is this new space called?
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What is the room?
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Okay, it's sort of lofty.
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It's on the second floor.
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Yeah, it's an open space.
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And it's got a high ceiling, which I really enjoy.
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Yeah, it's very high.
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Look, you can't even see my hand.
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Nope, that's how high it is, guys.
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And if you want to be a patreon patron from patreon, from the, from the land of patreon, if you want to be a citizen, we would love to have you, because this shit's gonna be good, it's gonna be good.
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I mean it's already good, we're gonna give you bonus shit.
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We're gonna we're gonna take our clothes off in front of the camera I'm not doing that.
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I was gonna say I would like for you to hear your friend's voice About our follow through and just Hi, I'm Buzzkill.
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No, you're not Buzzkill.
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I ruin every.
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You are a ruiner, you stupid whore.
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You whore oh.
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Speaking of what I threw at you.
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I need you to pick that up because, oh my god.
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I'm like lightheaded from laughing so hard oh, my word, it's down there yeah, that's what she said, sarah this this is for you oh, it's a gift.
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Oh, is this?
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Was this planned?
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yeah, this situation this situation for my wine?
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Oh, it's a gift.
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Oh, was this planned?
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Yeah, this situation for my wine is not working Okay.
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Just for the future.
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I'm not upset right now.
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Oh, it seems like you are.
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I'll get you a tripod for a cup holder Mosquito headnet.
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Well, it's a little delayed.
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This was for the cicadas, remember.
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I bought 72 of them.
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So if we have any listeners out there who are big fans of gardening and you need a mosquito net for your head, I will mail this to you free, because I have 72 of them.
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Are you going to pay for shipping?
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They smell good.
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Ooh, they smell like some fucking essential oil or something.
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So if anyone needs one of these, just hit us up.
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You know how.
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1-866-katmoo5.
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A free mosquito net from the cat and moose podcast Just for you, and a thing that I would like to say is that hello at cat and moose podcast just for you, and a thing that I would like to say is that hello at cat and moose podcastcom is currently working and I'm like responding to people well, this is great, because I'm I don't see it anymore and I'm fine with that.
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Oh, okay I really, really love our fans.
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No, I do too no I'm not saying you don't sorry, that came, I don't love you stupid okay, that's what I'm gonna can you make that a noise that you just play?
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I could just do it live, do it live why?
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not because, like I'm telling you that, I believe with all of my heart, mind and soul that there is at least one person out there who is going like.
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I have never felt this scene.
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Agreed.
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Well, look, we all hear this voice.
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Mine is just apparently stupid whore is not something that you should say that way to your therapist, but I really wanted her to gather what happens inside of my body and let's be clear.
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You weren't calling your therapist a stupid whore.
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No, no, no, no no.
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If you're just hitting play in the middle of this podcast.
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My therapist is a stupid whore.
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Wow, I can't figure out why my therapist broke up with me I just picked a hair out of my mouth and I like that.
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It came from the mosquito net, yeah so mosquito nets, uh cats checking the email, anything, uh anything come in great from the mail walks that you want to share with us, um yes, I just want to say that I think the great thing to share right now is that, well, shit, fire this thing has got to go.
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Okay, we're good, do you?
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Stupid whore.
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There's so much healing, so much healing, like if this is what's going on over there.
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I had to sit up I was slouching.
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Yeah, it's hard, isn't it?
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It is it's hard to just sit up.
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It is like each time that I've, it's really hard to sit up.
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Each time I have had to readjust my body to sit up, like I felt like I've used all the energy from like half of one of my kidneys and I only have like one more quarter left.
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Really, no, god, no, my mom only had like a quarter kidney.
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Oh God, that's real bad.
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You know, you are really really near the end.
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I know had like a quarter kidney.
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Oh God, that's real bad.
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You know, you are really really near the end.
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I know.
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Yeah, it's sad.
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She didn't even have.
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So, sarah, at any point in the podcast we're going to need you at some point to say stupid whore, because it really it's like healing, like right now, whatever, okay, okay, cat, can you tell us about this new improv class that you're in, because I, oh my gosh, I need to hear yeah, it's so fun, okay, so I am taking an improv class at third coast Comedy Club, which is over in Marathon Village Okay, over in that side of town and I'm taking it with one of my friends who is one of my Jin Shindo buddies, and I am just really honored to get to do this with him.
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It's really fun.
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And so, anyway, they're teaching us things that, like, in one way, I already know, because I'm like well, duh, I do that in my job, I do that in my body work stuff, I do that in life.
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You know it's like, but there's something about understanding that on stage with another person that you're just riffing with, like how useful those things are, and it feels very Wu Wei, it feels very like, for example, this this throws back to something you said a little while ago, um, or something that I thought when you said something is everything I need.
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Everything I need to keep this going is in you.
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Yeah, I trust you.
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Yeah, everything I need to keep this going is in you.
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Yeah, I trust you.
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Yeah, everything I need is in you.
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And so, no matter what comes next, I know you got me Right.
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And that's a lot of responsibility For who?
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Me.
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Well, do you want me to be that present, or Huh?
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I'm curious what Sarah thinks about this.
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Like about the between the two of you or between the concept you were just saying the concept of it.
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Yeah, it's like, uh, meeting each other halfway or being willing to walk towards each other and like offer each other the same grace the same yeah yeah, it's not like I'm going to suck you dry you dirty whore
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oh my god, I'm going to suck you dry.
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That is the that's the voice I hear when people are like can you call me?
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Yeah, and they don't say why.
