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Moose introduces this Shortie’s topic: the lies our parents told us. Will a watermelon grow in your stomach (https://www.wonderopolis.org/wonder/will-a-watermelon-grow-in-your-belly-if-you-swallow-a-seed#:~:text=The%20truth%20is%20that%20watermelon,of%20a%20day%20or%20so.&text=Even%20though%20they%20won't,still%20avoid%20eating%20watermelon%20seeds.) if you swallow the seeds? Lots of lies have been told to children about Santa and sex. And why are penis nicknames (https://www.chicagotribune.com/redeye/redeye-penis-nickname-history-20150304-htmlstory.html) necessary? Email us at hello@katandmoosepodcast.com and tell us why! It’s nostalgic (or is it traumatic?) to revisit Shagnasty from the end of Episode 6 (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/kat-and-moose-podcast/id1499295192?i=1000469307039) (if you haven’t heard this bit (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/kat-and-moose-podcast/id1499295192?i=1000469307039) , you need to). But there are sweet lies, like the magic bean (https://thepatentmagicplant.com/message-bean/#:~:text=The%20%E2%80%9CMagic%20Bean%E2%80%9D%20is%20a,contain%20many%20large%20bean%20seeds.&text=Without%20coaxing%2C%20the%20seed%20coat,to%20reveal%20the%20inner%20cotyledon.) and the trampoline (https://youtu.be/WNqSZeL65-U) . Santa is real according to the Polar Express (https://www.warnerbros.com/movies/polar-express) . Moose attacks her father like Mr. Miyagi (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Miyagi) in his Halloween (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek1ePFp-nBI) house. Producer Sara educates us about The US Navy (https://www.navy.com/) SEAL Team (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Navy_SEALs#SEAL_Teams) . (and clearly Kat doesn’t know the difference between ballistics (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballistics) and bombs (https://www.ucas.com/ucas/after-gcses/find-career-ideas/explore-jobs/job-profile/bomb-disposal-technician) ).
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