OUR LATEST EPISODES

Oct. 13, 2020

Birth Trauma and the Beer Truck

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Oct. 6, 2020

Breaking Tethers and a Palpating Mountain Adventure

Send us a text Kat has one job while the trio enjoys a retreat in the Smoky Mountains. The wrong cabin has already battened down the hatches . Moose feels funky energy due to the cabin’s decor - yokes , a pitch fork and a scy...
Sept. 28, 2020

Body Image and the IDGAF Gene

Send us a text Kat and Moose check in with Kat’s body and Moose talks about one of the latest fads on TikTok . Kat may or may not have a French Maid costume. Kat reminisces Episode 10 where Moose mentions wanting a permission...
Sept. 23, 2020

The Noughties and an Octopus Friend

Send us a text Kat runs into listener Chris in line at CVS Wednesday COVID testing and Moose’s offers advice for left loved ones. We love our listeners and patrons . Thanks to listener Leslie, we discuss our biggest fears abo...
Sept. 14, 2020

Gay Christians and the Grasshopper

Send us a text Nature walks are therapeutic. Moose got the chills after a grasshopper visited us, and read Kat a Mary Oliver poem . Moose and Kat revisit the Nature Therapy walk with Moose’s therapist and experience Forest Ba...
Sept. 8, 2020

Forged in Fire and Fairy Rings

Send us a text Kat and Moose discuss Kat's vulnerability from Episode 24 , and Moose suggest suitors call Kat's 1-900 number. Moose reminisces her obsession over Q-tips and sharing that with Kat on AIM . Moose has an intense ...
Aug. 31, 2020

Intimacy and the Bumble Throuple

Send us a text Kat discusses her latest finding in therapy regarding intimacy and Moose keeps socially distant on purpose. Molly Shannon and Cheri O’Teri are going to make comebacks. Maya Rudolph will definitely play Kamala H...
Aug. 24, 2020

Surprise Demons and a Bag of Teeth

Send us a text Too many Zoom calls during COVID19. It’s possible that all parents are actually serial killers . Moose teaches Kat who "45" just pardoned (45 is trump). Kat and Moose answer listener Leslie’s questions for us a...
Aug. 21, 2020

SHORTIE: Failed Purchases and Kegel Exercises

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Aug. 18, 2020

Pig Latin and a Flesh-Colored Basketball Head

Send us a text Kat and Moose talk about different useful vibrators . It’s not what you think ! Kat shares about the Essential Anatomy app and all things lead to the Psoas Major muscle discovery. Dogs might be better (or smart...
Aug. 14, 2020

SHORTIE: Unpopular Opinions and a Brad Pitt Collision

Send us a text Kat and Moose discuss unpopular opinions submitted by listeners. Kat doesn’t enjoy weddings , but Moose loves a good birthday car parade thanks for COVID19. We are opinionated about The Bachelor and The Bachelo...
Aug. 11, 2020

SHORTIE: Listener Letters and Bra Advice

Send us a text We’re so happy to hear from our listeners, and are thankful for all of your feedback. In this shortie, we discuss some of the feedback we’ve gotten and riff on some of the topics brought up like bra shopping an...
Aug. 4, 2020

Bury a Body and an Adventure Sandwich

Send us a text What gets said and what gets heard. To honk , or not to honk. The Breakfast Toaster is a natural full body cleanse. Kat and Moose have a new phone number: 1-866-KATMOO5. Call us! Kat tells about a show of kindn...
Aug. 1, 2020

SHORTIE: It's Time for Master Class!

Send us a text Moose asks Kat "If you taught a Master Class, what would you teach?" Kat loves Lisa Spencer from WSMV in Nashville and Moose wants to learn from Mariska Hargitay! Here is a video of Lisa Spencer educating us on...
July 31, 2020

PROMO: Patreon and a Phone Number

Send us a text Remember how Moose said she wanted to have a 1-800 Number, well her dreams have come true. If you love the podcast, please call and leave a message! 1-866-Kat-Moo5. Also, listen to this quick clip about our new...
July 27, 2020

Moist Living and the Hernia

Send us a text Moose encourages Kat to visit KOA Campgrounds and Glacier National Park in Montana , which leads us to Canada , where people are doing life right. Moose addresses COVID19 shaming after revealing a positive test...
July 22, 2020

SHORTIE: Lies Our Parents Told Us

Send us a text Moose introduces this Shortie’s topic: the lies our parents told us. Will a watermelon grow in your stomach if you swallow the seeds? Lots of lies have been told to children about Santa and sex. And why are pen...
July 20, 2020

Improv Lessons and the Trauma Couch

Send us a text Kat loves a Big Mac , and Moose loves the nuggets from McDonalds , and Kat prefers Wendy ’s nuggs. Moose is uncomfortable with winks from older men or being told to smile and Kat adds yet another therapist to h...
July 13, 2020

Generic Shenis and A Well-Endowed Friend

Send us a text Moose gives Kat a gift , and that turns into questions only a man can answer. Masks make way for resting bitch face and religion, politics and people are maddening together. Kat and Moose each recount a unfortu...
July 3, 2020

Guttural Sighs and Downtown Folds

Send us a text Gestation periods, COVID19 grief, (more therapy, as usual) and guttural expressions tee up Episode 17 with Kat and Moose. We cover a guided meditation, foking, more arguments about the bath. Moose introduces th...
June 23, 2020

Slow Stomach and Head Trauma

Send us a text Kat discovers Moose’s new home smoke alarm . How they made it through this episode without Producer Sara, no one will ever know. Kat’s emotions are like the Loch Ness Monster roller coaster . Moose is back in t...
June 19, 2020

Spirit Animals and Past Life Wannabes

Send us a text Kat and Moose exchange Oracle Cards written by Colette Baron-Reid . They aren’t Tarot cards . Or a Ouija Board . Moose teaches us a new office game. And Pyramid Schemes come up. Kat is excited about the "new" b...
June 11, 2020

800 Numbers and The Three Mile Leg

Send us a text We discuss the pandemic, both COVID-19 and the state of our society. How do you appropriately and effectively talk about racism? We might get it wrong but we want to be in the conversation. We invent 1-800 numb...
June 1, 2020

Siri Training and Melanie the Melon

Send us a text Kat and Moose talk about xanadu and dongles and the roots of words. What is it about Moose that brings out Professor Kat? Siri is the best and the worst...and Google . The first privately funded space flight is...